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UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me sexist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you butthurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, Fuck off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag shit like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get sex. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

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Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. Damn English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

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Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


NONCONFORMITY -


TAGS: standin out of a crowd red paper devil
Rating: 4.76/5

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gas - June 25, 2012, 6:03 pm
yep
spacedog - June 25, 2012, 5:56 pm
Amsome poster Commie.


FUNKY CHICKEN - doesn't like to be called a jive turkey!


TAGS: funky chicken jive turkey shaft bird no one understands him but his woman
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

InvaderDaz - July 21, 2011, 2:44 am
LMAO
ICEMAN - February 20, 2011, 9:45 am
Genius
Current Resident - January 30, 2010, 12:52 pm
Ha! Good one. 5L
rerun - January 24, 2010, 9:50 am

love it
BoneCD - January 24, 2010, 8:07 am
Good one Wit!


WALK OF SHAME -


TAGS: leaving after a one night stand
Rating: 3.77/5

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Buzzramjet - August 1, 2012, 9:05 pm
Are you kidding? Just the opposite. Let's everyone know I got LAID that night before.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:09 am
That never works.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 3:07 am
Practice saying "he was cleaning it, It just went off"....there could be insurance,
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 3:05 am
I was told I wasn't allowed to. But, he has one... I'll buy the bullet, cross my fingers, and hope for depression to take hold.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:54 am
Can he afford a gun?....you might want to go the extra mile.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:51 am
I can front him a bullet.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:47 am
That's sad..... couldn't you front him a taco stand or something?...get him back on his feet.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:44 am
Mine is so unsuccessful with women, he'd be rejected by women's clothing.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
*Brother
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:42 am
I know all aboot your vrother.....wouldn't surprise me to find him dressed as a woman..... you know aboot my brother as well.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:40 am
I don't believe it matters.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:39 am
Bad news, moooo.... I only have a brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
That's what your sister said.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:34 am
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww!!!
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:33 am
You hurt my anus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:32 am
Don't say that...you'll hurt my feeling.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
It's OK Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. We hate you just as much as you hate yourself.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:30 am
I miss Thailand, too.
Sean - May 9, 2010, 2:27 am
Ah memories (mammories not included).
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:25 am
The pizza guy ruined my response.....I hate myself...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
sonner? ... That "english for Mexicans" class isn't helping much, eh?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:24 am
Yes, sonner... it's a european term for "more quickly or at once" - it loses something in the translation.
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:22 am
Sonner?
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:20 am
He'd have figured it out sonner if he was even slightly into oral!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:15 am
No, The worst part is realizing she's not a she....what?....it only happened once....and now I have a new friend. hey Aggy!
ICEMAN - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
The worst part is the realization that it is your place.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:12 am
I mowed her lawn... isn't that enough?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2010, 2:10 am
as long as you leave enough pesos on her night stand, I think you're OK Aggy.
agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 2:09 am
That there is the look of both trying to remember where you put your car keys and that awkward decision to let yourself out... to avoid morning conversation... but, that means you have to leave her front door unlocked. Is that wrong?
Cubbybear - May 8, 2010, 2:02 pm
The walk is at least easier now that your balls are drained.5/5


LIMBO -




MY GOSH YOU'RE RIGHT -


TAGS: dogs understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2011, 7:32 pm
please post to digmydog


THE INTERNET - finally making a women's life understandable to men


TAGS: women men understandable
Rating: 4.51/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 27, 2013, 12:35 pm
Fantastic! Very well 5aid. Although, I don't see the attraction to Hendricks. The wife says it has to do with her enormous fake cans, but . . . . her face looks like the Joker.
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 2:11 am
an egg beater huh?
Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 5:45 pm
Amsome! That is all i can say.


UNLEARN WHAT YOU HAVE LEARNED, YOU MUST -




THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




SWORN COMMUNITY -


TAGS: stand up
Rating: 4.3/5

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agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 2:15 pm
Strong poster. 5+Ls.
rerun - July 3, 2010, 12:20 pm

Fantastic, I could not have said it better.


GLAMOUR -


TAGS: stand still look stupid poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 3:19 pm

It's some kind of echo when I'm using my tablet. Apparently unfixable.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:03 pm
What's up with the double replies?
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
lgvernon - November 8, 2017, 10:37 am

Oh, my goodness, an unarmed man. And up way past his bedtime.
nicholsjoshua15 - November 8, 2017, 2:24 am
Any woman can be a genius, as long as the take other people's ideas and call them their own.
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:30 pm
No... Just playing the adages.
lgvernon - February 11, 2016, 12:46 pm

Are you really suggesting that most smart women have to rely on having a good personality? If you are, I understand completely why women come off as bitchy to you.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:44 am
One of the very-few smart-girls that doesn't need to rely on having a "great personality"!... She was still a bit b**chy, thou.
lgvernon - January 31, 2016, 1:05 am

Happens to me when I'm on my phone. The model for this pinup actually was Hedy Lamarr.
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:44 am
One click = 2 replies?
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
Bandit5906 - January 31, 2016, 12:43 am
Great poster and love the art! 5L
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:36 pm

Can you believe auto check on my tablet did that? It's Mongo. Mongo.
lgvernon - January 30, 2016, 10:34 pm

Mongolia like candy
Greeny - January 30, 2016, 10:11 pm
that's Hedley


TENDERNESS - Who said Gangsta Rappers can't get in touch with their feminine sides?




MEXICAN STANDOFF -


TAGS: mexican standoff diver shark bet
Rating: 1.75/5

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jameswnash - December 13, 2010, 8:52 pm
yupp I agree Face..seen it
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 12:37 pm
Damnitt this is a copy and paste from another site as well.


CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm
extreme fail


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...


TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


TACTICAL ADVANTAGE -


TAGS: von clausewitz notwithstanding
Rating: 3.04/5

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agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 9:50 am
(2/5) - 4 votes. Yet another gem!


SCOTT NORWOOD - His political stance is wide right




SUCK DAMN IT - Blow is just a figure of speech!


TAGS: some just don t understand
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - October 10, 2012, 1:44 am
lol...good one


~ JOKE ~ - Bystander: What are you doing with that Jackass? Cop: That's not a Jackass, itza Pig Bystander: I was talk'n to the Pig ...


TAGS: joke cop bystander jackass pig
Rating: 4.53/5

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BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 8:01 am
No offense Haar, just going with the flow
BoneCD - July 28, 2012, 7:41 am
But which pig?


ANYONE WHO IS STUPID STAND UP ! - "So Why Do You Think You Are Stupid ?" "I Don't, I Just Hate To See You Standing Up There Alone..."




UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.




I JUST FEEL SILLY -


TAGS: reverse cowgirl misunderstanding
Rating: 3.92/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Just keep gyrating there, and he'll make things exciting soon enough


PRIDE -


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


ONE NIGHT STAND - Yes there is, but don't forget about the lamp


TAGS: one night stand lamp
Rating: 3.74/5

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holymoly - January 13, 2012, 7:20 pm
Point taken.. Clever


COMMUNICATION - Nothing is so simple that it cannot be misunderstood




LONELINESS - Behind my smile is everything you’ll never understand.




CHESS - “Life is a kind of chess, with struggle, competition, good and ill events” (Benjamin Franklin)


TAGS: last man standing chess
Rating: 3.82/5

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Derek - March 10, 2010, 6:01 am
Natural evening of the stakes. That's the spirit!


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




WAITING FOR SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS LIKE - Standing in the cold, time is slow and you start to go numb, but as soon as you are wrapped in warmth, the past is forgotten and you can't fathom a better feeling.


TAGS: standing in the cold waiting
Rating: 5/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 3:17 pm
Lol, look at some of my earlier ones. I came here following a divorce but I met actually ended up meeting someone online, actually he brought me here to help make it my outlet. :)
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:34 pm
No disrespect intended...quite the opposite in fact :) I was just going by the forum post which said Moti seedling with 6 posts. Just a question...for someone who has been around for so long-how come she's not a hate-filled and bitter specimen like me?
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 11:33 am
Thus the profundity. It’s good to be so in touch with yerself. Cheers
HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 11:23 am
@Gary.. I've been waiting for someone I love. 39 more days...
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 10:32 am
Hallie, where ya been? 5L
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 8:12 am
Stevie-kins... She's been around here longer than you have... not a first timer by a long shot... just sayin'... 5L Hallie
rerun - September 23, 2012, 1:37 am

Yrs, please post to twist, excellent
steve1961 - September 23, 2012, 1:12 am
Well done for a first timer. You may want to submit to Motitwist because you're apt to melt my ice-encrusted heart with such warmy-warmy posters...and I have an allergic reaction to pleasantries...it makes me want to hurt penguins...5L though...good job.


HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE A DISTANT SECOND -


TAGS: friendship stand by me sking
Rating: 4.8/5

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MashiMashi - August 27, 2012, 9:38 pm
We discoverd girls and were at each others throat
conundrum - August 24, 2012, 5:55 pm
As you did... I should be a bit more observant...
Airman - August 24, 2012, 11:31 am
I watched the movie this weekend, and I love that quote. That's why I put Stand By Me and SKing in the tags.
conundrum - August 23, 2012, 11:16 pm
sounds like the last line in "Stand By Me" the movie or "The Body" a short story written by Steve King.... good story


SHELTER -


TAGS: stand in the rain crankyhead
Rating: 4.77/5

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Neener - October 25, 2010, 9:53 pm
Deep! 5 shrooms


KNOW YOUR PLACE -


TAGS: standards woman shoes
Rating: 4.72/5

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boston - July 25, 2012, 10:18 pm
Lowered standards, Yes that is what has happened to our society 1111
Zetmonk - March 28, 2012, 11:06 am
Hah, brilliant!
carebear - March 27, 2012, 1:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)


The Double Standard -


TAGS: double standard complain lock key
Rating: 4.7/5

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5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:01 pm
I have been without a comp for over a year. I missed my 2% crew. 5L then
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2013, 7:34 am
I believe this was made with the new poster creator. The Format has changed for the better. Welcome back my friend.
5150monkeylove - May 17, 2013, 3:02 am
I just got back here. I won't vote until I see what the standards are for "motifake format" MODS, can you help a brotha out? Otherwise, it kicks ass.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 16, 2013, 5:49 am
Good illu5tration.


BODY LANGUAGE - Important part of a one-night-stand


TAGS: onenightstand
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

TheSarge - November 14, 2009, 1:10 pm
My roomie never beat me...all the other were relevant at one time or another.....sigh.
temp - September 22, 2009, 11:34 pm
I won't judge. They tend not to fight as much or as hard. You may even be able to convince her you're doing her a favor!
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:54 pm
Yeah, I will never judge you because I was in your shoes.
Makriev - September 5, 2009, 3:52 pm
I laughed sooo hard
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 12:46 pm
holy shit this is bad!lol that was exactly what I thought when I seen that one


PMS - Just because I'm bitchy, doesn't mean you're not irritating!




BREAKFAST MENU - todays options are Leftovers or Bacon Maybe the bacon smell will wake her up so she leaves.


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 4.1/5

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Me_ - April 7, 2010, 3:30 pm
Always go to her place, so you can leave before she wakes up.


CONCEPTUAL MISUNDERSTANDING - Someone failed to tell the Jihadist terrorists that the 72 virgins were pork




REACH AN UNDERSTANDING -


TAGS: desert ocean moon reach understand
Rating: 4.72/5

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mariand - March 24, 2013, 8:37 pm
mistakes shows that you're human...;)
Rick69 - March 24, 2013, 7:40 am
Cheers... You folks are quite forgiving... I messed up with the black line on bottom-left & the soft edges of the last photo... And yet here I am doing the rain dance around my living room...
MissPriss - March 24, 2013, 2:16 am
Another stellar 5L poster Slick!
SLOHAND62 - March 23, 2013, 10:33 pm
5 cheers Very good. Thanks for sharing
spacedog - March 23, 2013, 9:08 pm
Set foot on the moon? No wonder we can't come to an understanding. I kid. The moon is lovely. It's right outside my window. 5L


I GET NO RESPECT -


TAGS: rodney gerbilfield standup badabing
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - August 16, 2011, 4:58 pm
LOL


CONFUSION -


TAGS: understand identity
Rating: 4.6/5

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gas - September 8, 2012, 8:19 pm
yeah Sho.. I did well passing it to you.. clearly fav'd
Sho - September 8, 2012, 7:37 pm
A thank you goes to gas for sharing another epic picture. Took a while. Still not 100% satisfied but meh


She is... -




NO NO NO -


TAGS: nuns misunderstanding rappelling repelling
Rating: 3.83/5

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Derek - February 12, 2010, 3:28 pm
Evil nuns?


MEXICAN RESTAURANTS - They're finally understanding our needs




CONFORMITY -


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his butt?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...


REJECTION -


TAGS: alternate interpretation understanding confusion unemployment
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 18, 2014, 5:28 pm
I Like It, I Like It, Mao's Back ?
GaryO - October 18, 2014, 11:04 am
It’s gonna be REAL popular for Halloween this year. Thank you Ebola.
rerun - October 18, 2014, 9:53 am

and you wonder why the "naughty nurse" costume is so popular.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:40 pm

Prissy, the fact that our minds seem to run down the same crooked paths is proof that God was right when he planted you in Canada and me way down here. Otherwise, there wouldn't be enough bail money. Not nearly enough.
lgvernon - October 17, 2014, 11:38 pm

Thank you, Sir Dog.
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:17 pm
Nice
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:08 pm
Candy Strippers...er...stripers go figure!


stand alone -




MODERATE (GOOD DAYS - BAD DAYS) -


TAGS: mod we do understand morons
Rating: 4.79/5

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Sho - April 8, 2011, 4:24 pm
Lol I can see one of mine got approved there
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:54 pm
I love it when someone makes fun of dictionary definitions. 5L
CaptainBaked - April 5, 2011, 7:12 am
Nice... I like this one, it goes both ways :)


WTF -


TAGS: men women misunderstanding fridge note
Rating: 4.7/5

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mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:09 pm
ah women...they always have to ruin something...and we have to fix it... and when everything's fine, they ruin their husband.;)
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:19 pm
Men! Gotta S-P-E-L-L it out for them and use very small simple words so they can understand otherwise 'no comprende senora!' 5 laughing lionesses!
Oldsod - November 27, 2014, 6:55 am
He'll figger it out about dinner time. Riotou5!


ELECTRON -




UTILITY - This should keep me from rolling out of the bed again.




REGRETS, I'VE HAD A FEW -


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 4.4/5

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mariand - December 6, 2011, 9:31 am
lol...tough answer


THINGS YET TO EXPLORE -




JEALOUSY -


TAGS: standards and those who lack them
Rating: 3.57/5

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GreyScorpion - September 4, 2010, 6:30 pm
BOOM!! 5L
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 8:04 am
Well said, well said hear hear.
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 11:37 am
Dammit... I've been the problem all along.


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




read my lips -


TAGS: husbands wives unbderstanding unspoken marriage
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:58 pm
Don't forget to take a roll of TP, might be a long stay. Thanks, glad you're enjoying them. Can't see this streak lasting too long though.
MissPriss - November 6, 2013, 12:57 pm
Silvie! You forget to turn her volume back on after the World Series coverage.
GaryO - November 6, 2013, 6:59 am
Oh, I understood alright…….and that too was wrong.….I’ll be in the woods (Missy, this is s-o-o-o-o-o damm good)
Silverheart - November 6, 2013, 2:21 am

I find it hard to believe there are words the wife is NOT saying... as she is never NOT speaking.
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:25 pm
Completely agree!
lgvernon - November 5, 2013, 10:41 pm

I'm fond of cast iron, myself. Those flimsy plastic handles can be problematic.


Integrity -


TAGS: stand alone times change beliefs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 16, 2014, 1:45 pm
"To die for an idea is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!" –H. L. Mencken


Ain't That Cute? -


TAGS: shirley temple too cute twisted words misunderstanding little gi
Rating: 4.95/5

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GaryO - August 2, 2013, 8:39 am
Oh it’s due alright, just can’t seem to squeeze it thru these fifty shades of grey matter.
PapaFox - August 2, 2013, 7:42 am
A child's ability to embarrass their parent is one of life's great pleasures. :-)
MissPriss - August 2, 2013, 1:47 am
Sounds like another book is due? Thanks for the comment Mr.Gary
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 8:02 pm
Too many memories, Miss P, too many.
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:56 pm
What...being haunted for life or finding out the truth about your dad? Hey Papa, haven't chitchatted in a while. Thanks for the comment!
PapaFox - August 1, 2013, 7:48 pm
Oh I can SO relate! :-D


STOICISM -




DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: fishing and standing on shore
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 12:04 pm
What wreck is this?


HER NEW CAR - AND NOW SHE'S MAD.... -




LIFE - Because being good looking will only help you in life some of the time. The rest of the time’s spent struggling to find your pants before she wakes up


TAGS: one night stand find pant
Rating: 4.48/5

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Morilina - February 22, 2012, 11:15 am
I have been browsing through this site for a few months now and you get my first comment, and 5L's. I might be a woman, but this works both ways and I find it amusing. :)
caveman - July 6, 2011, 1:37 am
Yeah thanks, just letting off a bit of steam i guess, hasn't been the best day
house - July 5, 2011, 10:34 pm
5L from me caveman Funny and true
caveman - July 5, 2011, 10:19 pm
On this site,i highly doubt it.
Derek - July 5, 2011, 10:06 pm
Could there be some women on the site caveman?
caveman - July 5, 2011, 9:41 pm
Damn 1L'ers
spacedog - July 5, 2011, 6:32 pm
Nice one.


BROUGHT TO YOU BY SOME DEAD GUY -


TAGS: daylight saving time calendar standard
Rating: 4.44/5

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GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 pm
Sometimes ya see a melon and ya just wanna pee on it….
Greeny - March 12, 2013, 7:21 pm
Wagging tails & butt sniffin at its finest!
spacedog - March 12, 2013, 5:48 pm
Okay, I've filled a few white trash bags in my youth. I'm guessing it hasn't changed much. ;)
GaryO - March 12, 2013, 10:42 am
Naw, it’s where we pick up roadside litter and whores...see ya on the corner
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 7:31 pm
(ppssst...whutzis community swervisiss? Spraying fire hydrants and sniffink beer cans?)
GaryO - March 11, 2013, 7:02 pm
Hizzhonor: ‘Too bad for you, Mr Dog, you are guilty by association, and Mr O named names’……………
spacedog - March 11, 2013, 5:48 pm
Seriously, yer Honor, I was juss mining my own bizznizz. I didnt do nuthin. XD
Greeny - March 11, 2013, 5:53 am
Probation and *sips vodka* Community Service!
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:07 pm
So few posters, so many names…………’space’ ‘Greeny’…what are the chances I’d type one of your names correctly from the attic row…and that, yer honor, is what happened
Greeny - March 10, 2013, 9:27 pm
Geez... thanks, Kai
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 4:26 pm
Ah, Dali savings time…..only he could depict it so well…oh, and you too, space. (Geez, dawg, when you roll, you rock) 5L


MISUNDERSTANDING - Santa arrested for yelling ho, ho, ho at a MILF and her children in the mall




SAFETY IN NUMBERS -


TAGS: safety independence neener stands alone
Rating: 4.12/5

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Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:48 pm
A BIG thanks to Cranky on this for helping me put a coherent thought together.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:47 pm
I like it Neener.


SATISFACTION - Girls like 'em well hung But the ability to stand long and strong matters equally....




LOVE - Something that mankind will never fully understand.




UNDERDEAD -


TAGS: overkill zombies and sucking flesh wounds notwithstanding
Rating: 3.12/5

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agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:15 pm
A sensitive subject that few ever address.


PHARMACEUTICALS -




DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?




ISLAM - It doesn't have a leg to stand on




WHAT YOU JUST SAID - My understanding of it has not been enhanced. Do not repeat, either explain or STOP THE MADNESS!!




DOUBLE FAIL - Those are his knees, dumbass.


TAGS: some douche fag not understanding the human body
Rating: 1.27/5

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S.lo - July 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
you are an idiot because you are an idiot, get it? naah , me neither


MOCKERY -




DOWN UNDER -


TAGS: australiana calender understanding
Rating: 4.92/5

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house - September 14, 2011, 12:13 am
hey, some aussies. 'owth'bludyhell aryamates > orrite ? didyabringabongalong
caveman - September 13, 2011, 8:55 am
(Don't worry V) (we know what you mean)
mariand - September 13, 2011, 7:26 am
LOL...are you 5ure?
Verdeckt - September 13, 2011, 5:35 am
Aww fercryinoutloud.. Whadderyamean?


APPROVAL QUEUE -


TAGS: setting the standards ice
Rating: 4.78/5

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agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 12:00 pm
He's useful... pretty much a paperweight for that cool avatar.
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 11:53 am
Tools are useful!
TheTrashHeap - September 26, 2010, 11:52 am
ICE! Show some respect! Don't call Mooooooooooooooooooo a tool!!!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2010, 11:30 am
Speaking of tools, where's Moooooooo. Doesn't he usually lurk this time of day? ;)
agdaniele - September 26, 2010, 11:18 am
Ha! I do belive you've identified the right tool for the job!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2010, 11:14 am
@ Aggy, wouldn't a feeler gauge be more appropriate for that?
AdmiralAckbar - September 18, 2010, 10:37 am
he s not impressed
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:03 am
One needs another position... and an outside caliper.
agdaniele - September 18, 2010, 2:02 am
Woof.... you're looking at the girls all wrong... it's the wrong caliper.


REVOLUTION -


TAGS: stand up cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

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Derek - September 16, 2010, 6:14 pm
Why it's.. No! Alas poor Zaphod - I knew him well Faceplant.
forseti - September 16, 2010, 1:31 pm
Nothing personal Cubby, but I like these much more than just another bitch...:D 5 Guy Fawkes!!
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:45 am
Thanks Face.
Faceplant31 - September 16, 2010, 10:43 am
Nice, i have a feeling a comment from derek will be made on this one. 5L cubby


BA DA BING -


TAGS: greeny standup
Rating: 4.61/5

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Greeny - December 29, 2011, 7:09 pm
Dat's Joisy, pal...


REALITY - is a SINGULAR perecption


TAGS: culos cijai so hammy understands
Rating: 4.44/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:29 pm

i am Reality Lord and i approve this 5L message.


WHEN TIMMIES DEMONSTRATE - there's not really much need for crowd control measures


TAGS: taking a stand for whatever
Rating: 4.43/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 1:58 am
These are my heroes...
rerun - February 9, 2010, 8:33 pm

at least they are not here
Derek - February 9, 2010, 8:16 pm
Just last week these were Motifakers. How times change...


TUNE IN. TURN ON. -


TAGS: so if i understand the text correctly sadness is crying out for a humane ending have i got that straight
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:09 am
Cold, warm and well, a message. 5L


IN LIFE -


TAGS: standing out
Rating: 4.17/5

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spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:12 pm
Excellent poster Face, 5Ls.
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:08 pm
very nice 5L


I'M CULOS - But don't worry, you'll be too out of breath to scream it in a way I'd recognize anyway


TAGS: she doesnt stand a chance against culos and his whip
Rating: 4.11/5

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David A - January 29, 2010, 7:43 am
I HAVE!!! Give me seconds!
zammuelist - January 28, 2010, 6:00 pm
i haven't been around long enough to get these


PHYDEAUX JR. -




BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is hot with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My Ass :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (Fucked Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


AFTERTASTE -


TAGS: crap licker lower standards poster
Rating: 3.95/5

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SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 2:10 pm
unleash the beast 5L
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:15 am
I wonder if the camera has a Vibrate function?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:12 am
Thanks, Space! are you allowed to vote yet?
5150monkeylove - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
I don't know how much longer i will be on, so if my better half and I miss you, merry whatever!
spacedog - December 25, 2010, 12:09 am
Well done 5150.
Claire - December 25, 2010, 12:00 am
Hehe (May get on later, I'm on Skype).
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:47 pm
I am NOT an Iron! -Peter Griffin (I'm on vent)
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:45 pm
Ha! Ironically, I may go shooting when I get to my other grandparents' house in Mississippi.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:42 pm
oh, I forgot to say lol! please don't kill me
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:40 pm
All psyched for gifts? Or do Texans just go out a-shootin, and grill the nfirst thing they hit?
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
Haha. Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukkah and all that.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:36 pm
I could of gone with the traditional 2 girl 1 cup tryouts joke, But i wanted to unleash some feelings
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:35 pm
Oh, and happy whatever-it-is!
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:34 pm
Hehehe... I just read it. :) A very fitting picture as well.
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:33 pm
I think only a few of us will get this poster. I am prepared to be bombed on this one
Claire - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
o hai
5150monkeylove - December 24, 2010, 11:31 pm
Hi Claire!


ANDREA THE GIANT - Does anyone want a peanut?


TAGS: she is so big she cannot even stand up
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 7:48 pm
heh heh..... niiiiiiiiice.


ANOTHER TENDER MOMENT -


TAGS: one night stand
Rating: 3.87/5

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CloudchaserS - November 29, 2011, 11:54 pm
That would be one disadvantage of being "tied" to your partner


TIMMIES -


TAGS: timmies just don t understand
Rating: 3.67/5

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fabiano - March 10, 2011, 9:43 pm
who is prince namor.. easy..
pieman - January 27, 2011, 9:14 pm
So one please post this to FAIL for me.
pieman - January 27, 2011, 9:14 pm
Ow. My head hurts. No this never happened. Point being Jeff and Art might or might not know the answer. Timmy is the only one to show his ignorance. It's really my fault. The people who really need to understand this never will.
Peso - January 27, 2011, 8:51 pm
I like it so I give him credit for making a joke. Did this really happen this way? Can't believe 3 nerds never heard of Aquaman...


TELL-ALL BOOKS - Every celebrity has a nightmare. Richard Gere, meet yours!


TAGS: then he left me some sunflower seed on the nightstand
Rating: 3.58/5

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MO - December 16, 2009, 12:22 pm
And keeping with the rodent theme, I'm partial to this one as well. Give it some more lovin' people!!!
DrEvo82 - August 13, 2009, 7:46 am
HA! That's a good one!
agdaniele - August 12, 2009, 10:21 pm
Is this your "kiss" poster?


ARROGANT KNIGHT -


TAGS: i understand now
Rating: 3.47/5

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CANADA - October 16, 2009, 12:49 pm
LMAO


INTERNET EXPLORER - If this is the "standard" of the internet, I'd hate to see inferiority.




CUBBYBEAR THE STUD -


TAGS: cubbybear wife understands and accepts
Rating: 3.27/5

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Cubbybear - March 13, 2009, 12:30 am
My stalker...Halp me


TEN-HUT -


TAGS: sept 28th military stand at attention for a dressing down
Rating: 3/5

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LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:02 pm
SOME of the Puddle Pirates would agree with you MO...others just want to do boat safety inspections and save dolphins. The Otters that DO think military ROCK!
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:28 pm
It's all good Space!! I'm used to it. Just ask LD! He can vouch for us Otters!!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:24 pm
My bad. I posted the pic exactly as I found it. All apologies.
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:21 pm
I know right? Sup with that? Actually it happens all the time. Most people don't know that we are a "Military" service.
agdaniele - September 28, 2009, 7:15 pm
USCG - no love!!!
MO - September 28, 2009, 7:09 pm
There's an important piece missing...I'm just sayin'! I gave it a 4 though!!
spacedog - September 28, 2009, 7:02 pm
Let 'er rip MO. What do you want to say.
MO - September 28, 2009, 6:47 pm
Dog! We've gotta talk about your flair!


NEWSTANDS - This One's Outside The Motifake Office !!




TIMMY - He subscribed to Cable Corn !


TAGS: timmy he doesn t understand porn
Rating: 2.07/5

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Derek - February 22, 2010, 4:14 pm
It looks like he got some in his mouth


FARM ANIMALS - Yeah they have WMDs there too. Thats right I said it...Cows...Moooo bitch!!


TAGS: standards
Rating: 1.84/5


THE UNITED STATES - We stand for things.


TAGS: bush fail united states we stand for things politics
Rating: 1.81/5

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Drew - September 9, 2008, 5:01 pm
Is it redundant or repetitive?
Agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:11 pm
It repeats.
agamemnon218 - August 21, 2008, 1:10 pm
Repetitive


STANDARDS - They get pretty low when a relative habitually touches you down below


TAGS: standards tattoo lesbians freak freaks kissing marijuana pancakes
Rating: 1.77/5

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CANADA - July 22, 2009, 4:41 pm
from the little bit i can se of the blue chick i would to
Shelby - January 4, 2009, 9:41 pm
you also have to take into consideration the fact that she's holding a joint. When the shits that good you'll fuck anyone
Porcelina - October 1, 2008, 10:24 pm
I'd fuck the blue haired bitch..


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